"Hopefully the passing of years forces at least a little wisdom on us whether we want it or not."
From an episode of Barney Miller
Or
Maybe we don't get any wiser as we get older, we just run out of stupid things to do.
Or
I thought growing old would take longer.

Never trust a dog to guard your food. Patrick, age 10

If you want a kitten, start by asking for a horse. Naomi, age 15

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry

Don't try to get even with the ones who hurt you. Get even with the ones who helped you.

"Hopefully the passing of years forces at least a little wisdom on us whether we want it or not."
From an episode of Barney Miller
Or
Maybe we don't get any wiser as we get older, we just run out of stupid things to do.
Or
I thought growing old would take longer.

Never trust a dog to guard your food. Patrick, age 10

If you want a kitten, start by asking for a horse. Naomi, age 15

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry

Don't try to get even with the ones who hurt you. Get even with the ones who helped you.